Re: HEJ people!

[Vash Zwingli]

I'm glad you agree Roderich.

[Altaf Masood]

He is annoying as fuck.

[Mathias Køhler]

Hey! You guys! I am an awesome teacher! *laughs* Whatever I'm sure you'll see on the first day!

[Matthew Williams]

*stares with large eyes* ....teacher? O-ohhhh....!
*didn't realize*

[Mathias Køhler]

Eh? Yes! I am the Sex Ed and Health teacher! It's a tough job but someone had to do it.

[Matthew Williams]

I didn't know that this school taught Sex Ed...surely the sixth and seventh years don't need it? .....right?

[Mathias Køhler]

((....aiyah...I didn't even think about that...it was randomly suggested to me and I was just like 'sure why not?'...well dang. Hm))

[Ludwig Beilschmidt]

((Id have thought it was the older ones who would! ))

[Matthew Williams]

"Nonesense! I have to teach the older ones about protection!"))

:3

[Mathias Køhler]

((tots stealing that line))

Hehehe! Oh Mattie! Don't you know? It's the older ones who really need to know about protection and stuff! I mean, if you have sex without it you will get AIDS and die. *serious face*

[Matthew Williams]

....I didn't think AIDS killed people, Eh.... *hand over mouth*

((We watched a video of birth in biology, and all the boys had no clue it was supposed to come out of your vagina. So I reckon sex Ed is a good class for even 16 year olds.))

[Mathias Køhler]

....were you living under a rock? *pitying look* You poor, poor child. Maybe you should go to Adri for tutoring or something. People die from AIDS. People don't die from HIV tho. True fact right there.

*pats on back* Ah! But it'll be okay! After all i will be teaching you!

[Matthew Williams]

o u o" ohmaple

I guess I will be needing that class then....I don't plan on having sexual relations anytime soon, but preparation should be good. *serious nerd student face*

[Mathias Køhler]

Yes! But just in case you do end up having sex it's always a good idea to carry a condom. And if you need any just let me know because what are teachers for?

[Matthew Williams]

....for...teaching, and discouraging condoms? I mean, Eh, discouraging sex in general, that is...I...nevermind. - ~ -
*thisschooliscrazzzzzzy*

[Anneliese Jørgensen]

((How is babby forum'd? trolololol~))

[Adrienne de Polignac]

*Steps out and pokes Mathias's shoulder* Mathias, leave the poor boy alone.

Pardon Mister Williams, He is a little out there at times but he is... a good teacher. You alright?

[Mathias Køhler]

((oh? Anneliese? Another girl?! YAY! More female students!))

Mattie. *shakes head* I already know it's going to happen anyway so I might as well preach safe sex right?

[Anneliese Jørgensen]

((Yessum, I'm Greenland ^^ technically one of the countries in your kingdom))

[Mathias Køhler]

((....oh gosh -goes off to research Greenland and Denmark's interactions- now I must decide how I want Mathias to treat her...))

[Ivan Braginski]

(Go make your intro before posting anywhere else waifu :I)

[Adrienne de Polignac]

((Huzzah for another girl, the scales are balancing! Another student perhaps, to keep Emma company?))

[Matthew Williams]

Madamoiselle Addrienne... *mumbles and shakes head* ....can I ask, please, if you two are dating? Monsieur Mathias is very....
Very....
Very....
Ehhhhhhh...


((GURLS ))

[Anneliese Jørgensen]

((^^ yes, it will help me write my intro c: Woo more ladies~))

[Mathias Køhler]

((...why must my mistress start talking with me about Sweeny Todd? Wiki-fu in a few more moments...))

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